So many of the compliments we focus on at Dating Tales are romantic or sweet, but for the love of all things good we just had to come up with a list of compliments that was a little…let’s say…ridiculous (but still funny).
It’s tough being so thoughtful all the time — it’s time we had a good laugh. Here’s your list of funny compliments to use however you wish (note that some of these compliments are adult in nature).
1 – I’d like to wear you ass like a hat.
2 – You’re so hot I would crawl through two miles of broken glass to hear you fart through a walky talky.
3 – You smell prettier than a big basket of Christmas cakes.
4 – I’d learn to speak a strange dialect of any language for you.
5 – I like you more than monkeys like bananas.
6 – If I was a world champion croquet player, I would give it all up for you.
7 – I created a drink and named it after you. Problem is that I liked it so much I got drunk and now I don’t remember what was in it.
8 – I named my bunny after you because he’s soft, cute, and likes to hump a lot.
9 – You are deserving of a good ol’ fashioned romp.
Want more compliments? Check out the Dating Tales compliments soundboard.
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