By Sara | September 9, 2008
I can't take credit for this since I didn't write it. I'm not really even sure where it came from, but I found it on the Web and it's darn funny.
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It was another boring Wednesday night, and I was sitting in my room watching television (in the hopes that I would be entertained) when the phone rang.
"Hello?"
A girl's voice came over the line.
"Can I speak to Ben, please?"
I live…
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You've probably seen this, but I think its funny and must share.
DAMNITOL
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours.
EMPTYNESTROGEN
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved out!
ST. MOMMA'S WORT
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers unconscious for up to two days.
PEPTOBIMBO
Liquid silicone…
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By Sara | January 28, 2008
I don't know if I'd ever feel complete without chain e-mails.
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By Sara | January 13, 2008
Un-friggin believable. Dating has a proper definition on
Wikipedia, and not a short one either. I'm particularly impressed by the reference to "virtual dating" and "text messaging."
Here's part of it:
“Dating is the act of going out on dates whereby one person socializes with a potential lover using a process that involves scheduled, usually exclusive, meetings of two people with mutual interest in one another. Typically a person may date…
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By Sara | December 21, 2007
One of my best friends has a wonderful, robust laugh and a weak bladder to go along with it. One of her favorite lines is "That's so funny I almost peed myself."
Peeing your pants can be a little funny, but it can also be humiliating. Just ask Fergie.
Last summer in San Diego the singer had a little accident while on stage with…
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