Category Archives: Funny Dating Stories

Single Sites: Sensitive Boob Seeks Sensitive Breast

By Sara | May 15, 2007

The first time I tried online dating a 70-year-old man offered to move me to Florida. I logged on to my e-mail account 24 hours after setting up my personal profile on Match.com. There were six new messages in my inbox one from mom, another from a company selling penis enlargers, and four other e-mails from Match. I moved my cursor over the first message… Continue reading

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Dating Tip: Don’t Puke on a First Date

By Sara | May 13, 2007

I was so psyched to have met a cool, young hunk of a guy. I had been eager to meet someone to hang out with and party with; I was tired of studying and wandering the streets of my new city alone. Although I wasn't anticipating a serious relationship with my new crush, I was hoping for a kiss. After a couple of nights out on the town with my friend… Continue reading