Category Archives: Funny Dating Stories

Dating Tale – Can You Hear Me?

A friend confessed to me that she was recently dumped by her boyfriend of six months in a night club. It happened on a Friday night when she was out with her friends and b-friend watching her favorite band. As usual she was having a great time dancing, drinking, and soaking up the good tunes. Before she knew it the band was wrapping up their final set so she requested the… Continue reading
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Good Linking Idea and My Reality Show Concept is For Sale — Compliment # 26

Today's compliment goes to Mama Kats Losin' It. She's witty, she's kind, and she does something every Wednesday that any blogger or writer loves: a writing prompt. Not only is this a great opportunity for the rest of us bloggers to gain a few links, but it's great to exercise that creative muscle. The prompt I chose is If you had to star in a reality TV show, which one would… Continue reading
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Boyfriend Abuse: Superbad Makes Me Violent

Superbad makes me violentAnyone who knows me well can attest to my non-violent nature. Last night that non-violent side of me disappeared after three glasses of wine and 1 1/2 hours of watching the movie Superbad. And that something is misdirected violence. While sitting on the couch I practiced balancing a tennis ball on my head with arms spread wide. This is not an easy task… Continue reading
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Meeting Men on Mass Transportation

Commuting every day on mass transportation can give the mind a lot of time wander. When I lived in Boston I had a one-hour commute each way, and since I arrived and departed at exactly the same time each day, there were several men I got to see routinely. Cute men, I might add. I called these men my "T boyfriends." Without sounding too stalker-esque I knew their cologne, what books… Continue reading
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Dating Tip: Do a Dental Check Before a First Kiss

I've had many bad first kisses in my time. For that matter, I've had plenty of bad second, third, and fourth kisses too. One of the worst kisses involved an injury. Like many first kisses, it was precluded by lots of drinks at a club. The overhead lights were dim and the black lights and disco balls were in full affect. With both of these two factors in action it was… Continue reading
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The World’s Shortest (and most realistic) Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl said:"NO!" And the girl lived happily ever-after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook, did whatever the hell she wanted, never argued, didn't get fat, traveled more, had many lovers, didn't save money, and had all the hot water to herself. She went to the theater… Continue reading
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A Scrunchy From The Woman Before Me

I had been dating my boyfriend for about a year when I decided to bring over an alarm clock. I wasn't moving in, per se, but I was staying over enough nights to require a proper waking each morning. It was a simple enough process, really. I moved the night stand on my side of the bed away from the wall an inch or two and threw the cord behind the… Continue reading
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First Date Story as Told on Jay Leno

This has been circulating around the internet and because it's quite hilarious, I though I'd share. Jay Leno went into the audience to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever had. He found a woman with this story... She said it was midwinter. Snowing and quite cold. And the guy had taken her skiing in the mountains outside Salt Lake City, Utah, for a day skiing. No overnights. They… Continue reading
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Men wear underwear with holes and it stinks

OK, maybe it doesn't actually stink, but I don't like it. I had a boyfriend once who wore holey underwear. I used to come over to his place with new pairs and sneak them into his drawer. The first time he noticed right away saying: "I prefer Calvin Klein, not Hanes." "I don't care what you like; just wear some without so many holes," I said. He didn't. I came over a few… Continue reading
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My Knee/Bra Collision

Black lace braI do not want to be seen at the gym. I like to go in my grubby clothes and do my half-ass work out. I rarely go to the gym with intention of breaking any records or a sweat for that matter. Instead, I go to the gym to do the mandatory hour of cardio, strength… Continue reading
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