Thursday, December 23, 2010

The Worst Online Dating Profile in the Whole World

This is a completely fictitious online dating profile that I came up with to show you what to do and what not to do in an online dating profile. (See the section on† sample online dating profiles for more examples of good online dating profiles.)

Before the DatingTales.net profile writing service

HI EVERYBODY!!!!! I’M NEW TO ONLINE DATING AND AM NOT REALLY SURE WHAT I’M SUPPOSED TO SAY HERE, BUT IF YOU ARE CUTE AND LIKE MY PHOTO DROP ME A LINE. I’LL BUY YOU 3-4 MAYBE SIX DRINKS.

No, really. I probably will only buy you one, if that’s what you want.

I’m tall, blond, active, and I like books and travel. My looks are very important to me and I need a woman who looks good on my arm. Looks should be important toyou too. I’m a real catch. Thunderstorms are alright but I prefer the sunshine. I’m not gonna lie I like a little television at night and love to sleep in when I can. I dont wanna play games and I dont want to marry you or your sister. I’m just lookin to have fun.

I work in real estate so business is a little slow right now, but usually I work without breaks. I like to interact with clients and of course, I like the selling part of it too. I’m often out late at night and want to date someone whose up for a few shots a tequila.

If I’ve sold you clal me at 555-5555 or IM me at HOT_STUFF

After the DatingTales.net profile writing service got their hands on the world’s worst online dating profile

Whatís better than an ice cold, golden hued lager?

I am a fan of good tequila and good beer.† Iím looking forward to sharing a few beers with a witty lady who enjoys a variety of hops too.

You can probably learn a lot about me just by looking at my profile. Yes, thunderstorms are great, but if I really had to choose a weather pattern, Iíd pick a cloudy cool day where I could sleep all tucked under the covers and then enjoy a few good movies that afternoon.

Sounds like an ideal day off to me. How do you like to spend your free days?

Like a lot of people I enjoy reading and travel. But unlike some people you might read about on this single site, I actually like reading about travel. Something about imagining far off places and learning about different cultures through books that offers so much.

Despite enjoying my sleep and movies, Iím very driven professionally. I work in the real estate business and although business is a little slow right now, I usually work as much as I can. Itís not just about the money either. I enjoy the interactions with clients and, of course, I like the selling part of it too.

If Iíve sold you and youíre up for trying a new beer or watching a good movie, give me a wink. Iíll email you to tell you more about me.

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