Name this movie…
Dude #1 – So how long do I wait to call?
Dude #2 – A day.
Dude #1 – Tomorrow.
Dude #3 – Tomorrow, then a day.
Dude #2 – Yeah.
Dude #1 – So two days?
Dude #2 - Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Dude #3 – Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Dude #2 – You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it’s like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Dude #3 - Yeah, but two’s enough not to look anxious.
Dude #2 – Yeah, two’s enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you…
Dude #1 – Yeah, but you know what, maybe I’ll wait 3 weeks. How’s that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Dude #4 – Then ask her where you met her.
Dude #1 – Yeah, I’ll ask her where I met her. I don’t remember. What does she look like? And then I’ll asked if we f*&@#$%. Is that… would that be… T, would that be the money?
Dude #2 – You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who’s ready to party.
Dude #1 – Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Dudes #2 & 3 – Six days.
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