Sep 22nd, 2008
If You’re Going to Break Up, Do It Now
Summer’s over and so is your fling. The only problem is that he doesn’t know it yet. Breaking up is never easy and there isn’t a good time to make it happen either. But there are times that are better than some, and consider today one of those times. Here’s why.
You’ve got 39 days before Halloween where you’ll be forced to dress up in some sort of couple-themed costume. If you break up before the leaves fall you can wear the slutty costume you really want to wear anyway.
Engagement season begins in November and ends in February. Avoid a really uncomfortable situation with him on his knee by making a run for it now.
Thanksgiving is 66 days away and if you break up now you won’t have to buy any plane tickets to get to his grandma’s house.
Christmas is 94 days away and the sooner you break up the less likely you’ll have to buy him a gift.
New Year’s Eve is 100 days away. The last thing you want to do is suck face with a guy you can’t stand.
Valentine’s Day is 145 days away and if you start looking now, you might be able find a new sweetheart by then.
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I’m thinking about breaking up with my boy. It’s about 84 days before Christmas. If I don’t break up now, I’d have to get him/her the fabulous Christmas gift ever, and I suck at giving guys gifts they’ll like.
Very nice article by the way.
Sorry it took me so long to respond to your comment!!!! If you haven’t already broken up, DO IT NOW. Gifts aren’t a reason to end it, but they certainly are motivation.