Using the ol’ Ben Franklin in Deciding to Break Up

by Sara on August 6, 2008

This is the phrase people use to describe the pros and cons list you create to decide if someone is right for you. We’ve all done it. You take a piece of paper and draw a line down the middle. On one side you write down all the reasons why you love him and on the other side you write down all the reasons you shouldn’t love him.

Ross did this in an episode of Friends. You know the one where Rachel sees the list and then breaks up with him for one of the many times.

Anyway, a friend of mine just completed hers and darn it, I just have to share. It’s damn funny.

I Love Him I Love Him Not
He will hold my hand He always wants to spoon
He likes the same movies as me He cries at movies even I don’t cry during
He is an excellent cook He chews with his mouth open LOUDLY
His family is very sweet He talks bad about his grandmother; says she stinks
He rubs my feet He sucks on my toes

toes

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Jess August 10, 2008 at 11:17 pm

I agree with her… I could never date someone who had a stinky grandmother either.

Sara August 12, 2008 at 6:19 am

Nobody likes stink.

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