A Bachelorette Party Goes Too Far

by Sara on July 18, 2008

bachelorette

Plastic, pink, and flashing bracelet, necklace, and earrings

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Two veils (one with crown) and a furry pink headband

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Wand

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T-shirt with rhinestones spelling the word “Bride”

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penis_cake

Penis cake

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Special purse with rhinestones outlining a diamond ring

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Penis shaped water gun

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Underwear with rhinestones spelling “Mrs.”

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Beauty queen sash saying: “Sexy little bride”

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Pay backs are a bitch.

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{ 4 comments… read them below or add one }

Nina July 19, 2008 at 1:32 pm

That is hilarious…..Can’t wait for the payback!

Sara July 19, 2008 at 9:06 pm

It is coming your way, don’t worry.

Betsy July 21, 2008 at 2:53 pm

Oh, but oh so fun!

tee-plate July 29, 2008 at 11:42 am

tee hee! i would hardly say this went too far, especially since the bride-to-be managed to ditch half her girly shwag by the end of hte night!

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