Sara
Jun 19th, 2008
Jun 19th, 2008
Pros and Cons of Dating a Mortician
| PROS | CONS |
| It’s a good conversation starter | It’s gross |
| Great money | His co-workers might be disturbed |
| Job security | It’s gross |
| Incredibly sensitive in sad situations | People question what you see in him |
| Wears sexy suits | Odd hours |
| He knows about all the sales on make-up and hair product |
Smells funny |
| Always knows what to say to make you feel better | He spends a lot of time hugging needy women |






Pro: He hooked you up with the Employee discount for your grandma.
Con: He tells you about his day. “Oh honey, we got this one in today, who died in her sleep. Her cat, Mr Pickles, ate her face off.”
**URP**
SA
Ate her face off? How do you come up with this?