Pros and Cons of Dating a Mortician

By Sara | June 19, 2008

PROS	CONS
It’s a good conversation starter	It’s gross
Great money	His co-workers might be disturbed
Job security	It’s gross
Incredibly sensitive in sad situations	People question what you see in him
Wears sexy suits	Odd hours
He knows about all the sales on make-up and hair product	Smells funny
Always knows what to say to make you feel better	He spends a lot of time hugging needy women

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3 Comments

SarcasmAbounds

Posted June 20, 2008 at 11:23 am | Permalink

Pro: He hooked you up with the Employee discount for your grandma.

Con: He tells you about his day. “Oh honey, we got this one in today, who died in her sleep. Her cat, Mr Pickles, ate her face off.”

**URP**

SA
Sara

Posted June 20, 2008 at 12:37 pm | Permalink

Ate her face off? How do you come up with this?
Stephanie

Posted January 8, 2010 at 11:58 am | Permalink

What is so gross about being a mortician? If anything, I’d think that we are much cleaner than the average person, just because we work on dead bodies all day, dosent mean we dont have time to wash our hands or shower. Actually, some funeral homes, before gaining access to the remains, you must first shower and prepare your self for sanitization in the embalming suite.