Jun 14th, 2008
Dating Tales Research: Link Between a Woman’s Lower Body Temperature and Her Desire to Cuddle
In an official poll done among my friends it was determined that women, in general, are at least two degrees cooler than men at any given time. Women also tend to have poorer circulation, which means feet and hands are often seven to eight degrees cooler than the rest of the body.
As a result of this overall “cool” factor it can only be explained that women like to cuddle more not because they are needy, but rather because they are just darn cold. Many men will argue this assertion stating that women need too much “attention” and that they really are just “needy.” But we here are Dating Tales disagree and here are a few scientific facts to back up the assertion.
Fact One: Muscles are dense with veins and therefore have more cozy life juice moving around in them. Men have more muscles than women and are therefore warmer.
Fact Two: Heat production is figured by volume and heat dissipation is figured by surface area. In other words, the bigger you are the more heat you produce and the less heat you lose. Teeny weeny women really are too small to produce a lot of heat.
Moral of the story is that the next time a woman feels compelled to put her icy, cold feet on your warm buttocks it’s not because she is in need of your love, it’s because she’s friggin’ cold. Help a lady out.
That’s right chick! You rock.
Like a cold, hard rock.
How did your gender survive the Ice Age?
I think by your logic we can assume that men were the hunter-gatherers not because of their physical superiority or hunting prowess, but sime when Woman stepped from the cave and surveyed the icy landscape, she delclared “Fuck that!” and marched back into the cave, demanding Man not to retun until he secured dinner. . .
SA
That is exactly how we survived the ice age.