Skim Milk and My Blub

by Sara on August 2, 2007

CoffeeThis morning I walked into my local coffee shop only to find there was no skim milk available to doctor up my drip coffee. Now some people may be irritated by this, but I was delighted.

I normally choose to use skim milk as my creamer to save on the calories, but secretly I prefer the fattening milk. So this morning when I had no choice but to use half and half, I jumped for joy on the inside, of course.

The reason I bring this up is because the term “I feel fat” has recently been redefined for me. I’m not fat. Not even close. But sometimes we all feel a little blubby and lately I’ve been feeling extraordinarily blubby and so after putting anything in my mouth, I instantly start counting calories.

But this morning was a little different. After counting for awhile I realized something very important that I thought might be worth sharing. Sometimes a good cup of coffee in the morning is worth an ounce of blub.

Words to live by.

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{ 2 comments… read them below or add one }

Tee-plate August 6, 2007 at 12:09 pm

words to live by indeed! except for i think i’m living by them a little too often these days.

Sara August 7, 2007 at 12:57 pm

I’m completely off skim now.

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