Aug 11th, 2007
My Analogy for How Much I Love You
This morning my boyfriend asked me how much I loved him. I responded with “lots.” Because I do. I love him lots. Apparently this wasn’t enough so he asked for an analogy on how much I loved him.
Fast forward about six hours.
I’ve had two cups of coffee, three glasses of water, some orange juice and had been sitting at my computer for an unknown period of time. My legs shook uncontrollably because of my strong urge to pee. Once I tired of the shakes I got up to use the bathroom, but there was an obstacle. I couldn’t untie the string of my capri pants.
I struggled for several minutes all the while dancing around the bathroom trying to untie the knot. Afraid of an accident, I found Jason in his office.
“Can you help me untie this? I really have to pee.”
He laughed loudly. Then he reached for the camera.
I scurried back to the bathroom and locked the door. After another minute or so (felt like hours) my pants were undone and I was gleefully singing while I peed, no thanks to him.
So Jason, about that analogy. Here it is: I love you so much that I will untie your pants for you when you need to pee and I won’t even ask about the wet spot on your leg.
How’s that for romance?
That analogy sucks. You need to come up with something better.
BTW, I have the picture of her trying to untie her drawstring. Email me and I’ll send you a copy…
I take it back. I will ask about your wet spot. Then I’ll laugh and tell all your friends.
Everytime I think being single is a drag I am corrected. Sometimes I watch as husband and wife fight openly in public and other times I have the priviledge of reading a heart warming story like the one told here. If this is what I have to look forward to in my next relationship I think I will continue to wear button fly jeans and pray that my kidneys continue to work as designed.
Hi this is for Sara, Im a guy that knows how a relationship should work, and sometimes it should not continue, because there is toxic love, but a lot of girls/women stick it out so long there mentally abused…………SARA? #1 your guy is soooooo INSECURE HE HAS TO ASK YOU HOW MUCH YOU LOVE HIM? ARE YOU KIDDING? HERE IS THE CORRECT ANSWER, “I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THAT ILL TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU WHEN I FEEL LIKE IT, THAT WAY I WONT FEEL PRESSURED IN MY HEART” I KNOW THIS TYPE OF GUY , HES SO INSECURE, THAT YOUR WORDS MAKE HIM FEEL GREAT THEY REALLY DO, BUT INSIDE HE HAS NO IDEA HOW YOU “COULD” REALLY BE FEELING MY OPINION,,,,LOSE HIM AND FIND A GUY THAT WANTS TO TELL YOU HOW MUCH HE LOVES YOU…..WHEN YOU ARE READY TO TELL HIM YOU WILL BECAUSE YOU WILL FEED OFF HIS WORDS, THIS IS EASY…….YOU WANT TO TALK, CANDLEHI2000@YAHOO.COM AND IF HE SPAMS ME 100 X THEN HES REALLY INMATURE, AND HE WOULD BE MAKING A MISTAKE, I HOPE YOU 2 DO MAKE IT ……AND IF HE WANTS ADVISE ILL HELP HIM NO PROBLEM …….I COULD TEACH HIM TO HAVE YOU WANTING HIM SO BADLEY IT WOULD BE CRAZY…..LET ME KNOW P
Peter — thank you. I never knew that about myself. You’ve helped me grow as a person.
Jackass.
Now boys, calm down.
Wow I have been missing some serious stuff here…Peter..calm down…Sara, do you love him more than indoor plumbing? Now I think that is the real question.
Funny you should ask. I’ve finally been pressured into answering yes to that question. Scary.
Pressured into saying yes?? Unbelievable.