I’ve never dated a clown. I’m not sure that the pros outweigh the cons, but it sure does make for good blogging.
| PROS | CONS |
| All of your kids birthday parties will be fully staffed. | You’ll often wonder where your lipstick went. |
| He’ll make you laugh. | That thing they say about big shoes? Ya. Not true. |
| After coming home from a hard day at work, he smells like fruit punch and cake. | Night terrors about balloon animals keep him from getting a good night’s sleep. |
| You can call him a “%$#*ing clown” without hurting his feelings. | When he brings you flowers, you cover your face for fear of being squirted. |
| He’ll let you wear his big red nose to bed. | If you ever make him cry you’ll feel REALLY BAD. |
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um, clowns are SCARY. why the heck would you want to date one?
You’d be surprised.
Surprised? Well, that statement needs qualifiing. . .
Who doesn’t want to wear a red nose to bed? Or better yet, who doesn’t like a man that smells like cake?