Sometimes men are clueless, other times they’re just jerks, and yet even other times they think what they’re saying is nice. All this talk about the great compliments of our lives, I couldn’t help but think about the great insults.
- You’re hot like your sister. Is she single?
- I like your hair, especially the color at the roots.
- You look just like I remember. Except, you seem shorter.
- I was in LA last summer and this man walked up to me on the street and said: “You are an excellent candidate for our total makeover show. Would you like to try out?”
- Your shoes are weird.
- I like your big ass.
- My boyfriend patted my stomach and said, “cute belly.”
- Crazy outfit.
- “We shouldn’t have eaten that pie. We’re fat.”
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I asked around and got a few more…
Worst…”You have the most beautiful breasts I have ever seen, can I touch them?”
“You’ve got a face only a mother could love.”
Best…”Can I tell you something? You have the prettiest eyes I have ever seen!”
I am looking for some advice regarding complimenting women. There is a woman that works at a grocery store. Everytime that I go in there we are always making eye contact with each other. I have only talked to her once but I want to get her number. I am a good looking guy and have confidence, but I don’t want to come across the wrong way. I want to show her that I am genuine and sincere.
What I am asking is, if I told her that I have seen many places and many faces but none as beautiful as you. And that I can tell by looking at you that there is more than meets the eyes.
Would that come across as weird to most women? I know that all women are different, and each and every situation is differnent, but I am just looking for some general advice.
Thanks
Anonymous,
I’ll write a post. Thanks for stopping by.
My personal favourite remains: “You’re cute, you know that? You look just like my ex-boyfriend”
(I use this as a pickupline)
Me and a man that a close relative introduce me too were talking on the phone, when he asked me to sing. I told him I couldn’t sing, but others told me I could., he told me he couldn’t sing either and offered to sing first to warm things up. He sang and I told him he sounded pretty good. ( He didn’t but I did not want to hurt his feelings) He insisted, on me singing so I sang, after I finished and he got though laughing, he told me, I was right, I couldn’t sing, but we could learn together.
This is true and takes a lot of commitment on the guy’s part but always works. It also can have a lot of unintended consequenses, so don’t use it without a lot of thought. Warning! Only use this on a woman you are in a good relationship.
“I have had a really, really bad day and the only way to make it better is to do something good for you.”
One of the best compliments a man can give a woman would be.. and this works in any situation..You know something..I’ll bet there’s not a single lady(say lady not woman guys! ) in this town that is as pretty and smart as you sweety.. This breaks the ice
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