Sometimes men are clueless, other times they're just jerks, and yet even other times they think what they're saying is nice.
All this talk about the great compliments of our lives, I couldn't help but think about the great insults.
- You're hot like your sister. Is she single?
- I like your hair, especially the color at the roots.
- You look just like I remember. Except, you seem shorter.
I recently took a writing class and the first assignment was to write a love letter to my lover or a former luva. At the time I was single and couldn't retreive any loving feelings, so I decided to play the role of a crazy person. I think I came pretty close.
Dear Jack,
I know you think I'm a stalker and at…
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My friend Brittney is new to New York City and eager to meet all kinds of new people (a/k/a men). After a few weeks of surfing
Match.com, she found who she calls, The Scientist. He is actually a Ph.D. student at NYU.
Still unfamiliar with the city, she managed to find the coffee shop near Times Square that The…
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I've done some research to discover what makes a good compliment. In other words, I asked my friends to tell me about the nicest thing anyone has said to them. Please add to this list by commenting. I'd love to hear from ya.
1. The most complimented I've ever been is on my butt. One of my former co-workers recently…
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I have tried online dating on three separate occasions. The first time I was terrified and the second time I was frustrated. The third time was better because I finally read-up on the topic, asked my friends what they were writing online, and experimented with my profile until I got the attention I wanted.
Do yourself a favor and don't make the same mistakes I made.
Mistake Number One: Ignore Your Competition
I…
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When you first join a dating Web site, the hardest thing to do is to describe yourself. Writing about "you" is so difficult because you want to project the right image of yourself, but you also want to seem interesting, exciting, and a little mysterious. And let's face it, what you write about yourself is going to be carefully read and thoroughly analyzed by the people that view your dating…
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La primera vez que trat� una cita en l�nea un hombre de 70 a�os ofreci� mudarme de localidad hacia Florida.
Entr� al sistema de mi cuenta de correo electr�nico 24 horas despu�s de poner mi perfil personal sobre
Match.com Hab�a seis nuevos mensajes en mi buz�n de entrada - uno de mi madre, otro de una compa��a que vend�a alargadores de pene y otros cuatro correos electr�nicos de…
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The fight that my boyfriend (BF) and I have is about the telephone. With cell phones our lives are so much easier, but yet he still doesn't call. Below is a list of reasons the BF gives me in order of frequency. Please comment and add to the list. I know I'm not alone.
1) I didn't want to tell you no. Socially, I'm overbooked. The BF is under booked…
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I've been thinking a lot lately about analogies to all the negative aspects of dating. Because I can't help but try to find the humor in everything, I thought comparing men to gorillas and pigs might make me feel better. I hope you get a chuckle out of this too…
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For some reason I keep hearing stories of marriage proposals gone awry. Not because he botched the job, but because she spoke too soon.
I received a surprise wedding invitation last week from my college friend, Rachel. I called the next day to get the whole story. You know what are the colors, what does she really want off the registry and, of course, how did he propose?
The answers were blue…
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